if this was the last thing you ever saw, how would you feel?
(Source: fugtrup)
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Transparent Obito/Kakashi
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(Source: 2000ish)
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The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music.
You search “techno” in LimeWire.
All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”.
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So im on facebook and one of my former high school english teacher posts this picture and the following conversation with his young daughter.
We were stopped at a red light outside this place. Daisy saw it and said it must be a bar. I told her it was a place where you can order and buy neon signs.
She said, “I have to go in there!”
“Yeah, I didn’t think you’re going to be able to.”
“Why?”
“Well, look at that sign! It’s a half-naked women’s behind, wearing a thong! Yeah, I don’t think your mother is going to let you in there.”
“Oh,” she says, “That’s disgusting! I thought it was an owl.”
Go ahead. Look.
Looks like an owl, doesn’t it?
Yeah, completely ruined it for me, too.
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tumblr has given me very unrealistic standards for my future wife. And by unrealistic I mean you have to be emilia clarke or emma watson to marry me
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"not stars......they're doors..."
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On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
